My Hat My Head

Head: Where is my hat? I had it on a minute ago. And then I went swimming and then a guy on the beach offered me a drink and then another and then I think another. Maybe a puff too. I felt real good for a while and then the sun got to me. Now I need my hat. Where is my hat?

Hat: Where is my head? It's always wandering off. So he wants to go swimming so he leaves me on some stranger's boat and dives in and that's the last I see of him. It's been hours and he's not back and the skipper is talking about heading for home. Now I need my head. Where's my head?

Moral of the story: What do you think?

7 September 2021
Texas Jim
Hearn Island, Nova Scotia
www.granitecoast.ca